Once it happened…
An eighty-five-year-old man went fishing in Louisiana. When he was
just about to call it a day, he caught a frog. He was about to release it into the marsh again,
when the frog spoke. “Just kiss me passionately,” it said, “and I will turn into a beautiful
young woman.”
The old man inspected the frog for a long time. The frog puckered up its lips in
anticipation. Then the old man put the frog into his fish bag.
The frog screamed, “Didn’t you hear me? Just one kiss and I will turn into a really
beautiful young woman!”
The old man said, “At my age, there’s not much I can do with a beautiful young woman.
If kissing you could turn me into a handsome young prince, that would be different. But for now
—a talking frog! Believe me, I can smell money!”
An eighty-five-year-old man went fishing in Louisiana. When he was
just about to call it a day, he caught a frog. He was about to release it into the marsh again,
when the frog spoke. “Just kiss me passionately,” it said, “and I will turn into a beautiful
young woman.”
The old man inspected the frog for a long time. The frog puckered up its lips in
anticipation. Then the old man put the frog into his fish bag.
The frog screamed, “Didn’t you hear me? Just one kiss and I will turn into a really
beautiful young woman!”
The old man said, “At my age, there’s not much I can do with a beautiful young woman.
If kissing you could turn me into a handsome young prince, that would be different. But for now
—a talking frog! Believe me, I can smell money!”